[private to Callisto]

Our last discussion was such fun, I can only hope you're up for putting your money where your mouth was.

Care for a little treat?

Arnold Rimmer, Level 6, Room 5. He's proving to be a nuisance, and I think our little corner of the sky could do without his continued existence. I would dearly love to hear him scream.

Who here deserves most to die?

Who here least deserves to die?

Instead of making all you kids swing by my office, I thought I'd post the syllabus here for you to copy. Any questions, please don't hesitate to ask. Have fun!

( syllabus )

Oh Loki... Come out come out wherever you are...

[ooc: Balthazar is hanging out on Level 2. He has his mind powers and insect powers back. Anyone want to cross his path and get brain-raped?]

Two of the wardens know something. They could stop this. Are they simply ignorant of their own knowledge, or do they choose to let us suffer? The Admiral told me this, and I know when someone is lying. He wasn't ( Read more... )

[Balthazar, in light of his warden's promise to force him to eat nothing but flavorless mush, coupled with Adam's discovery that the food supply is short, has dashed down to the kitchen and stolen as much food as he could carry using his jacket as a make-shift bag. Since he's not used to having to eat, some of it is not the healthiest or most ( Read more... )

Goodness me, free at last.

We need to have words, Arnie-boy.

[ooc: For anyone who's wondering, Balthazar got out of Level 0 only to discover that his room now contains one cot and one wardrobe just big enough to fit his suits. And that is all.]

[ooc: strikes now illegible]

Oh, alright. It was me!

Don't you like your present?

I'd appreciate it if someone would come by my room and take care of this body. I haven't found an easy way of disposing of it.It was too much to hope for an organized waste disposal system here ( Read more... )

Well, well. Well. What have we here? This isn't where I expected to go.

Are we getting clever, Lucifer? I expected torments, I thought I would be ripped apart, screaming, over and over for an eternity. This is not a reception worthy of even the most puerile of sinners, let alone meInstead, I've been given satin. Silk. All my little... creature ( Read more... )

Balthazar is testing your weaknesses the css coding.

Also, he wants his resurrection back, Gabriel.